Today, Barb is: having a grand ole day!
finals are done.
projects are finished.
WEEEHEEE!!!
5.18.2006
5.09.2006
So, I was surfing some of my friends webpages and I came across this.
I just had to repost it because I think it is funny and has good comebacks.
Thus said, Enjoy!
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, air conditioning, and hotdogs.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
I just had to repost it because I think it is funny and has good comebacks.
Thus said, Enjoy!
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, air conditioning, and hotdogs.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
5.07.2006
5.01.2006
Today, Barb is: getting over the frustration.
so a few days ago i had this wicked entry.
and it never loaded or something happened when it was loading. but the out come is that it was not posted through no fault of my own.
so i have finally gotten over my anger towards blogger and have decided to give it another go.
there is really not a whole lot going on.
i am working, still unicycling, going to class, freaking out over finals, you know the usual.
yep, it has reached that time again when finals move around and freak everyone out. it is really not that fun. my actual finals week is an easy week, but it is all the stress and projects leading up to finals week that kills ya.
so. with finals and class being done for the semester just around the corner, it is crunch time. so don't be surprised if no one sees me at all and if you still haven't heard from me by the end of May, then you can worry! :-)
so a few days ago i had this wicked entry.
and it never loaded or something happened when it was loading. but the out come is that it was not posted through no fault of my own.
so i have finally gotten over my anger towards blogger and have decided to give it another go.
there is really not a whole lot going on.
i am working, still unicycling, going to class, freaking out over finals, you know the usual.
yep, it has reached that time again when finals move around and freak everyone out. it is really not that fun. my actual finals week is an easy week, but it is all the stress and projects leading up to finals week that kills ya.
so. with finals and class being done for the semester just around the corner, it is crunch time. so don't be surprised if no one sees me at all and if you still haven't heard from me by the end of May, then you can worry! :-)
