Today, Barb is feeling: in pain.
so i am still sick, but getting better. i have been able to cough more and more crap up and out so that is good. but yeah.
so my mom send me this email forward. now normally i am not big into forwards and since i am lazy, i decided to just put it on my blog for EVERYONE to see!
To find your new name....
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
I just though that this was funny, and so here is my whole familys names.
We are the Farkledunkin Family
Dorfus Farkledunkin
Boobie Farkledunkin
Doofus Farkledunkin
Sleezy Farkledunkin
Dorfus Farkledunkin Jr.
just so you know, that goes in order; dad, mom, joe, jim and me.
so yea, if you want, figure out your name and post it for me!!!
that was we will all get a good chuckle
9.30.2005
9.29.2005
Today, Barb is feeling: tired and sick.
so i am sick. there is this like 48-72 hour bug that is going around. i am pretty sure that i have it. i have the soar throat, headache, achy body, coughing up stuff, but it is mostly clear. so i guess that is good atleast. all last night i was going through the hot and cold flashes, and that sucked let me tell you!
so yea, i don't feel good and all i want to do is sleep.
so i am sick. there is this like 48-72 hour bug that is going around. i am pretty sure that i have it. i have the soar throat, headache, achy body, coughing up stuff, but it is mostly clear. so i guess that is good atleast. all last night i was going through the hot and cold flashes, and that sucked let me tell you!
so yea, i don't feel good and all i want to do is sleep.
9.19.2005
Today, Barb is feeling: so freakin excited it is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
so it is monday morning, and guess what?
i have wicked good news!
The Ike Reilly Assasination and The (Olympic) Hopefuls are coming to River Falls!!!!
I am so uber uber excited to see them both!
For those of you who are not up to date with my music stylings, go here
www.thehopefulsmusic.com
www.ikereilly.com
those are their respective sites.
so yea, there will be random rants and raves about these bands before and after when they come and play here. so just be prepared.
my monday is so good!
so it is monday morning, and guess what?
i have wicked good news!
The Ike Reilly Assasination and The (Olympic) Hopefuls are coming to River Falls!!!!
I am so uber uber excited to see them both!
For those of you who are not up to date with my music stylings, go here
www.thehopefulsmusic.com
www.ikereilly.com
those are their respective sites.
so yea, there will be random rants and raves about these bands before and after when they come and play here. so just be prepared.
my monday is so good!
9.06.2005
Today, Barb is feeling: tired, worn out, and just out of it.
so i know that it has been a long while since you have heard from me. i h ave not dropped off the face of the earth. just the opposite in fact. i have been very busy the last month or so. so lemme play catch up for you all.
Joe and Kim came back from Switzerland. they had fun and have lots of stories and pictures. they were also really nice and brought me back a shirt and a swiss army knife... in purple. for those of you who don't know, purple is like top three colors for me. right up there with blue and green. it is always a hard decision when it comes to those so they made an AWESOME choice.
we had our churchs annual buffalo roast. it was a raging sucess. the new thing this year was we had a dunk tank and dad did screen transfers with the laptop computer and printer then took the picture using my camera and viola! a picture taken of you today at the buffalo roast!
i FINALLY moved in the my apartment. i am still kind of living out of like my clothing boxes but eventually i will move into my drawers. all my important stuff is hanging in my closet, so yea.
school starts tomorrow.
i don't really want to think about that. i feel like everything is coming so fast that i am a little overwhelmed. but i think that after the first wee is over with, the schedule will be settled into and things will become hopefully stress-reduced.
this is for my cousin christie,
we have Mike Malloy from AirAmerica coming to campus in a week.
he will be here tuesday night and i hope that i can go and see him.
oh yea, my van died.
last wednesday or thursday ( i don't remember it was a really long time ago) i tried to start my van and it didn't work. so i called mom and dad and they said to call Swede's (local car repair place) and have them tow it and figure out what is wrong with it. so i called and they towed it and fixed it and so i am waiting today until i can go and get it. i should be able to get it very soon, like in a half hour.
i hope.
ok then, i will talk to you all later yo!
-b
so i know that it has been a long while since you have heard from me. i h ave not dropped off the face of the earth. just the opposite in fact. i have been very busy the last month or so. so lemme play catch up for you all.
Joe and Kim came back from Switzerland. they had fun and have lots of stories and pictures. they were also really nice and brought me back a shirt and a swiss army knife... in purple. for those of you who don't know, purple is like top three colors for me. right up there with blue and green. it is always a hard decision when it comes to those so they made an AWESOME choice.
we had our churchs annual buffalo roast. it was a raging sucess. the new thing this year was we had a dunk tank and dad did screen transfers with the laptop computer and printer then took the picture using my camera and viola! a picture taken of you today at the buffalo roast!
i FINALLY moved in the my apartment. i am still kind of living out of like my clothing boxes but eventually i will move into my drawers. all my important stuff is hanging in my closet, so yea.
school starts tomorrow.
i don't really want to think about that. i feel like everything is coming so fast that i am a little overwhelmed. but i think that after the first wee is over with, the schedule will be settled into and things will become hopefully stress-reduced.
this is for my cousin christie,
we have Mike Malloy from AirAmerica coming to campus in a week.
he will be here tuesday night and i hope that i can go and see him.
oh yea, my van died.
last wednesday or thursday ( i don't remember it was a really long time ago) i tried to start my van and it didn't work. so i called mom and dad and they said to call Swede's (local car repair place) and have them tow it and figure out what is wrong with it. so i called and they towed it and fixed it and so i am waiting today until i can go and get it. i should be able to get it very soon, like in a half hour.
i hope.
ok then, i will talk to you all later yo!
-b
