I got this in an email from chirstie and i just LOVE it!


A teacher in a small Texas town asks her class how many of them are
Bush fans.

Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher
asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."

The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan, and my dad's a John Kerry
fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What
if you're mom was a moron and you're dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan!"