Today, Barb is feeling: in pain.
so i am still sick, but getting better. i have been able to cough more and more crap up and out so that is good. but yeah.

so my mom send me this email forward. now normally i am not big into forwards and since i am lazy, i decided to just put it on my blog for EVERYONE to see!


To find your new name....

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


I just though that this was funny, and so here is my whole familys names.
We are the Farkledunkin Family
Dorfus Farkledunkin
Boobie Farkledunkin
Doofus Farkledunkin
Sleezy Farkledunkin
Dorfus Farkledunkin Jr.

just so you know, that goes in order; dad, mom, joe, jim and me.
so yea, if you want, figure out your name and post it for me!!!
that was we will all get a good chuckle